Epiphora

I have a very discerning vagina. For over six years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet. Highly trusted and well-known for my snarky style, I am the antidote to the coy, euphemistic sugar-coating that plagues bad sex writing. Many loyal readers entrust their future orgasms to me, and I do not take that honor lightly.

I make no apologies for unleashing my snarky, ridiculously truthful thoughts on sex toys. My opinions are trusted; I've been interviewed for XBIZ Premiere magazine and quoted in Tristan Taormino's book, The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I don't believe that wishy-washy sex toy reviews benefit anyone. Like everyone, I have certain preferences and pet peeves (my hatred for pink and love of VixSkin are no secret), but you will never read a review of mine and question how I truly felt about the toy. You'll also never see the terms "marital aid" or "battery-operated boyfriend" in my reviews, because euphemisms give me hives.

I also pelt people with snark on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and in my newsletter. I may or may not be known for Twitter stints called "Epiphora Tweets Bad Sex Toy Reviews."