Ashley Halliday

This is me - with my mum. I had lovely blond hair and she was lovely, brilliant and very bossy.

Hair (and hairlines) may come and go, but family traits (bossy) get passed on...

So, before we start - here are my rules:

#GoodTimes - COMPULSORY

Achieve daily. Add #ChakaKhan liberally when required..

#BadTimes - UNACCEPTABLE

Rudeness, poor service or unnecessary drama. And make sure they know it.

#ChakaKhan - RANDOM

Like parsley - already in the #GoodTimes recipe, or added on top - as garnish to the #GoodTimes.

Want some facts? Here's a few.

I worked for WIMPY then BURGER KING for 12 years. I also worked on burgers at DMB&B - A proper advertising agency, just like on Mad Men.

Then I went to do beers at J D WETHERSPOON - Not just drinking, I did the colouring-in there too.

In 2011 I contracted TUBERCULOSIS - it's (not) just like "WFH" for 9 months, without pretending you are really busy.

But every TB has a silver lining and it gave me time to realise:

  1. Loose Woman is rubbish
  2. You can watch #60mm in 12 minutes on SKY+
  3. I should do my own thing...

So TYLER TOWERS LIMITED was born.

I like FOOD, LEGO, DRINKS, LULU

I love MY FRIENDS, SHOPPING, STARBUCKS, LULU

I hate CALL CENTRES, O2, LULU & PASSWORDS

I lust for FREDDIE, JT, NIGELLA, HOLLY, not LULU

That's it. Tidy-up time. Off you go...

Still here?

Colouring-in activities can be discovered here

Stalker?

Homework at LinkedIn.

Champagne?

For everyone. Charge it to my Monte Carlo account