Scot W. Brees

Scot W. Brees-Superhero*.

His origins are a mystery, but most astrophysicists believe he was formed in the universe long ago by hot gasses supercooling as they merged with Earth's atmosphere. In fact, if you listen to him closely, you might still hear some of those gasses escaping.

As a child, he discovered a unique gift of being able to change day into night by just closing his eyes and concentrating for a few hours. This gift becomes most effective around Winter Solstice. His ex-wife and 4 children have developed the ability to convert liquids, food, and cash into other biodegradable products...at alarming rates.

Though Scot is highly-regarded as being reliable and smart, the National Institute of Statistical Sciences reports that 76.6% of all facts presented by him are pulled out of his ass…serving as an example of: If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Earliest memorized quote: There once was a fellow named Rocco, and a bird who wanted his taco. Said Rocco these words - "We don't feed the birds, for fear it might bring a whole flocko."
-Casa de Bandini, San Diego's Old Town.

Whatever else you do, don't ever, EVER ask about his tattoo.

Scot's currently hiding from his arch enemies in a secret bunker located in Bend, Oregon.

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* Scot's Kryptonite is mayonnaise. It may seem odd that it's in his bio, but doing so serves a warning to others that even the slightest presence of mayo is a trigger which exposes his Supervillain persona.

P.S. Scot used to go by the name "Super Genius," but in an effort to be less pretentious, he decided to change it to "Superhero." He is still very humble, though. And unpretentious. ;-)