Robin Diane Goldstein



Just your average straight, white, Buddhist, vegetarian, lesbian fraternity boy trapped in the body of a recovering transsexual woman patent attorney with a bizarre sense of humor and a master's degree in city planning.

In the '80s I was Chief Patent Counsel for Sony Corporation of America. In the 90's I did stand-up at the Comedy Store, was a contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money, hosted a morning radio show on KSCO and was both Senior Counsel and ran a software engineering team at Apple.

In the 21st Century I've decided it's probably time to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe something that incorporates both sides of my brain, the index finger of my left hand and, if I'm lucky, music, chocolate and baseball (but not necessarily in that order).

Or I may just adopt a kitty.