Shivaun Williams

I am a Blogger. I share my witty observations on the absurdities of life. And trust me, there are plenty.

I'm a Freelance Writer. I pitch story ideas to my local newspaper and create copy for businesses by piecing together clever words in a grammatically correct manner.

I'm a Social Media Manager. I administrate social media channels for businesses, saying what they don't have time to say on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+.

I'm a Twitter Pimp. I try out my comedic timing on Twitter through one or more parody accounts. I have been sworn to secrecy on their identities. Unless you're dangling a book deal, I won't cave.

I share my best blogs here:,, and,

I drink coffee like it's my job.

I'm a Mom and a Wife, but mostly, a Writer.