Slaving away in homoland is hard. I spend my time couped up over a hot stove making all forms of delicious cakes and the like; Whether they be topped with bacon, have a hidden broccoli florette or be one of dem new fangled whoopie pies the kids are always talkin' about.
When I'm not in the kitchen I'm usually found somewhere on the internet, whether it be gaming or just wasting time on Facebook or Tumblr.
My life plan involves becoming famous this year.