Westley C. Côté

Up for sale, all sales final, cash on delivery, all inclusive, money back guaranteed, Emmy award winning, central heating, central vacuum, and central location, no money down, no APR, no COD, no interest until 2012, fully assembled, batteries sold separately, plays MP3, DVD, VHS, CED, LP, LD, CD and 8 track, totally green, nuclear powered, Genetically modified, reductionist, and guaranteed to improve your love life, gets rid of stains, pains, and helps you sleep on the plane, side effects include headaches, lethargy, atheism, and George Carlin ripoffs, cuts, chops, slices and makes dicing carrots a cinch as foretold by Nostradamus, Rasputin, the Bible, the Necronomicon, and Stairway to Heaven played backwards on acid at 78 rpm turned up to 11, clapped on, tuned in, spaced out, and fucking adorable, offer void in Tennessee...