Hello, this is Jayce

So a few things about me:

• I have a guy's name (supposedly)
• I'm between the ages of 25 - 54
• I am not your target demographic
• When I was six years old, I went to a dinner party hosted by friends of the family and ate the fancy soaps in their bathroom. I thought they were chocolate. I didn't realise this grave error until I bit into the 4th one
• I work in advertising. My choice in profession may have something to do with my obsession with australian commercials from the 60s through to the late 90s
• I'm on reddit. A lot. Too much, some would say