I'm Faith Chihil.

My time-traveling, 10-year old self is:

  • proud that we grew up to earn a college degree and a job in social media.
  • annoyed that we have remained the same height.
  • devastated that we aren't married to Leonardo DiCaprio as planned.

I solemnly swear to never use the words "guru," "evangelist," "ninja," "rock star," "diva," "czar," or "pirate" in my job description.

Unless I get to wear an eyepatch.