I'm Faith Chihil

My time-traveling, 10-year old self is:

• proud that we grew up to earn a bachelor's in advertising and a job in social media. 
• annoyed that we remained the same height. 
• devastated that we aren't married to Leonardo DiCaprio as planned.

I solemnly swear to never use the words "guru," "evangelist," "ninja," "rock star," "diva," "czar," or "pirate," in my job description.

Unless I get an eyepatch.