I am the black sheep of the Goldwyn family. Armed with a worthless film school degree, I'm now a practicing I.T. engineer and contract system/network administrator. On the Internet, I am better known as the prolific satirical micro-blogger @acomputerpro, offering timely technology tips and teases. I've been an Apple fanboy since 1977 and an Android fanboy from the start. My day job forces me to live in a world of Windows. FYI: I took this picture with my iPod Touch.

P.S. I no longer have any fart apps on my phone.