Adam Holdt

• Otolaryngologist [ōtōˌlarəNGˈgäləjist] (noun):

1. A physician and surgeon specializing in the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the ears, nose, and throat.
2. Professional booger-picker.

When I'm not in middle of giving someone's sinuses a good roto-rootering, I spend all my time with my beautiful wife, Susie. We enjoy finding awe-inspiring scenery to take pictures of ourselves in. This often entails holding our camera with one outstretched arm creating a half-crooked self-portrait. Thank goodness for Photoshop!

• Social Media [sō-shəl ˈmē-dē-ə] (noun):

1. Entertaining method of communicating tastes, risque activities, and drunken photos to friends, family, disapproving employers, creepy stalker-esque former classmates, and deposed monarchs from African countries who need help getting frozen assets out of their country.
2. Most efficient method yet devised for the critical delivery of ads regarding such vital topics as male enhancement, online dating sites, and the lettuce karate knife.
3. For prominent examples, please see the links below.