Geeg Wiles

---> We are Commandeering Ireland ... Join us!! <---

I am the caretaker of Captain Ahab, a 3ft tall 40lb bright yellow wooden statue of a fisherman/wannabe pirate captain, which has lead me to become the last surviving founder of Ahab's Adventures.

I aim to be a jack of trades which at the moment has me between a college lab teacher and a white water raft guide.

I like jumping into cold bodies of water, cutoff flannels, neon colored string rings, traveling, free t-shirts, watching movies, and not following as many rules as I can.

I am currently living in my hometown of North Adams, Massachusetts where a 3 minute delay is rush hour traffic.

Some say I have an uncanny ability to make people smile, which is all I need to turn a stranger into a friend. Feel free to find out!