AYZ WARAICH

AYZ IS THE MOST AWESOMEST OF AWESOME. THIS IS NOT TRUE. HOWEVER, WHAT IS TRUE IS THAT AYZ (PRONOUNCED EYES) ONCE WROTE AND DIRECTED A SHORT FILM THAT SCREENED AS AN OFFICIAL PART OF THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL, AS WELL AS BEING A FINALIST IN KEVIN SPACEY’S TRIGGERSTREET FESTIVAL.

AYZ HAS ALSO PRODUCED SEVERAL FEATURE FILMS, INCLUDING THE ACTION FILM BATTLEGROUND, WHICH WAS ACQUIRED BY SALES AGENT EPIC PICTURES, AND SOLD FOR DISTRIBUTION INTERNATIONALLY. IT IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE VIA MAGIC ON DVD/BLURAY/NETFLIX/ETC ALL OVER THE WORLD.

RECENTLY, AYZ COMPLETED HIS FIRST FEATURE FILM AS WRITER-DIRECTOR: TO OUR BRIGHT WHITE HEARTS, WHICH IS CURRENTLY BEING SUBMITTED (ALONG WITH HEFTY BRIBES) TO FILM FESTIVALS AROUND THE WORLD.

IT IS QUESTIONABLE WETHER AYZ WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE, AS HE HAS REPEATEDLY CLAIMED, BUT WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT HE WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF DIMEWORTH FILMS IN 2005, A PRODUCTION COMPANY HE FOUND AND NURTURED LIKE A CHILD, UNTIL A NEAR HOSTILE TAKEOVER BY JUDD L. TILYARD IN 2009 LED HIM TO SHARE HIS BELOVED CREATION WITH HIS SWORN ENEMY. IN LATER YEARS JUDD AND AYZ WOULD COME TO BOND OVER THEIR LOVE FOR CURLING.

IT IS BELIEVED AYZ WAS BORN FROM A SUPERNOVA, MOSTLY AGAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMED TO HAVE BEEN, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO DISCOURAGE THE READER FROM CONSIDERING THIS AS FACT, AS WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY (NOR REFUTE REALLY) THIS POSSIBILITY.

IT IS VERY LIKELY THOUGH…

AYZ IS CURRENTLY DEVELOPING SEVERAL OTHER FEATURE PROPERTIES WITH OTHER ACCOMPLISHED AND LIKE-MINDED *COUGHINSANECOUGH* FILMMAKERS.