AYZ WARAICH

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AYZ WARAICH IS THE MOST AWESOMEST OF AWESOME. THIS IS NOT TRUE. HOWEVER, WHAT IS TRUE IS THAT AYZ (PRONOUNCED EYES) HAS HAD A SHORT FILM SCREEN AS AN OFFICIAL PART OF THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL, AS WELL AS BEING A FINALIST IN KEVIN SPACEY'S TRIGGERSTREET FESTIVAL. AYZ HAS ALSO PRODUCED SEVERAL FEATURE FILMS, INCLUDING THE ACTION FILM BATTLEGROUND, WHICH WAS ACQUIRED BY SALES AGENT EPIC PICTURES, AND SOLD FOR DISTRIBUTION INTERNATIONALLY. IT WILL MAGICALLY APPEAR ON DVD SHELVES SOON-LIKE.

IT IS QUESTIONABLE WETHER AYZ WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE, AS HE HAS REPEATEDLY CLAIMED, BUT WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT HE WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF DIMEWORTH FILMS IN 2005, WHICH HE FOUND AND NURTURED LIKE A CHILD, UNTIL A NEAR HOSTILE TAKEOVER BY JUDD L. TILYARD IN 2009 LED HIM TO SHARE HIS BELOVED CREATION WITH HIS SWORN ENEMY. IN LATER YEARS JUDD AND AYZ WOULD COME TO BOND OVER THEIR LOVE FOR CURLING.

IT IS BELIEVED AYZ WAS BORN FROM A SUPERNOVA, MOSTLY AGAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMED TO HAVE BEEN, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO DISCOURAGE THE READER FROM CONSIDERING THIS AS FACT, AS WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY (NOR REFUTE REALLY) THIS POSSIBILITY.

IT IS VERY LIKELY THOUGH...

AYZ IS CURRENTLY DEVELOPING HIS FIRST FEATURE LENGTH FILM (CODENAMED: THE MOST AWESOMEST FILM), AS A WRITER-DIRECTOR, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER FEATURE PROPERTIES WITH OTHER ACCOMPLISHED AND LIKE-MINDED *COUGHINSANECOUGH* FILMMAKERS.

FINALLY, IT IS WIDELY KNOWN THAT SUPERMAN AND AYZ WARAICH HAVE NEVER NEVER BEEN SEEN IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER.

HMMM....