Blythe E. Jewell

Things I'm great at: Inappropriate humor. Hugs. Feigning confidence. Spelling. Getting lost. Doodles. Eye rolling. Deep sighs. Avoiding uncomfortable things. General jackassery.

Things I suck at: Self-promotion. Laundry. Parallel parking. Planning stuff. Hiding my emotions. Walking without tripping. Cooking. Accepting compliments. Remembering where I put my keys.