Carlos Benjamin

I was born in a log cabin and raised by wolves. Well.... Dogs, actually. But they were feral dogs.... Very wild..... Dachshunds, probably. I was young and don't remember much.

I am a consumer of vast quantities of knowledge and retainer of none. This is due to an acquired brain injury. According to the tests they put me through, I'm "brilliant" but I am unable to process. Hey, I always wanted to be brilliant!

Former pro photographer (and if I can figure out a niche that doesn't require deadlines I will be again) and former IT guy specializing in *NIX systems admin (and will likely never be able to do that again.... It's all gone. Even simple SED/AWK shell scripts are difficult now).

Nut.