I'm Chris. 

I like to sit around and think shit up. 

Big, flashy, expensive multiplatform ideas that get people excited. 

I write, I collaborate.

I like formatting things like a list, or scribbles, or in the form of a tse-tse fly's deepest thoughts. 

I like to make stuff. Digital doodles and fuzzy basslines. I've learned a bit o' Photoshop so people don't think I'm crazy when I try to explain my ideas. 

I've written long screeds about how it's perfectly acceptable for pizza to be just "okay" and why the bar on the corner is the best one in Manhattan. I'm of the generation that only speaks in Simpsons quotes.

I have strong ideas and opinions about music, food and gadgets but I am willing to argue myself in a circle until I agree with your reasoned critique of my position. You must be a good arguer. Do you have a mailing list? I'd like to talk to you about future opportunities. I think we could have a future together.

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