When I was a child, I thought as a child. But when I became a man I took the form of a dashing, resplendent jack-of-all-trades for IndyPL. But when work is done, I shout into microphones.

Other normalities include podcasts, comics, sound production/editing, cooking, craft beer, video games, social media, and damn fine coffee. So if you need a baritone for your corporate ad or professional shouter, I'm your guy.

Now, marvel at this picture in awe.