Dan Beck

Director, Father, and Musician in Albany, New York

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I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I believe crying is only okay in two places: funerals and the Grand Canyon.

Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga but I still get to kill something.

I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting.

Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.

Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.