darkwise

He is a living, breathing, walking tragedy-maker. Except for when he is a comatose, breath-holding, inert tragedy maker. His loves include creating characters that you cannot help but root for, then killing them off one-by-one, doing his very best to make you hate-read his next tale of woe and despair. Don't visit his website. Don't read his words. Don't challenge him to a battle of dark wits or even try to understand his malignant straing of sarcasm. And never, ever ask him for workout advice... you'll regret owning a body.