Dr. Cynicism

I slyly blend into the mundane activities of our society by serving as a professor at a university. However, when no one’s looking, I summon my evil powers of sarcasm, pessimism, ridicule, and booze to write my blog, Cynicism 101. I also enjoy breaking into neighborhood sheds, collecting penguin feet, building robots that fight the elderly, and writing entirely false and ridiculous lists of things that I enjoy doing.