George Featherstone

I build websites and use the internet a lot and like to fish and teach guitar and bla bla bla bla...

Now that we have that out of the way, let's get down to the nitty gritty.

In 2005 I was working at a dead end call center job for one of the nations super-huge wireless retailers. Half of my shifts went on in to the wee hours of the morning leaving quite a few minutes between incoming calls.

This lead to a state of chronic boredom and discontent.

Long story short I started making hemp jewelry again, and people liked it! They liked it enough to offer me real american dollar bills in exchange for my handi-work! This was thrilling.

The odd job hours left me with 3 days off during the week so I used this time to build my first website. I signed up with Yahoo sitebuilder and paid 12 bucks a month for their hosting. I was on my way to a life of beach side internet riches...

Or so I thought in my young hopeful naive mind. Truth is, I was on the short road to serious disappointment. One year later and absolutely no sales to show for my hours upon hours of work left me disheartened to say the least.

And yet from the ashes of this fallen enterprise rose a phoenix in the form of a fiery desire, nay a NEED, to know why this happened and how to fix it. And so began the long dark lit journey to where I am today.

My bio was 3x this big, but they have a 2500 character limit here, so you can download the long rambling (but rather entertaining) story of my life over at DarkLit.net if you're interested.

What's in it for you?

Know this: I understand intimately the feeling of working hard on a site only to have it fade into internet oblivion. I have business management experience. I have sales experience. I know what it means to fail and I know what it takes to succeed. I am driven to do what gets the best long term results and am not willing to sacrifice that for short term but short lived benefits. 

If you need an expert with real world experience to help you kick your online marketing off right, I'm the guy for the job.

Contact me if you want to establish a working relationship. If you want to be friends... you should probably just get a puppy. Have a nice day.