Y'know what? Shitty websites make me sad, because the truth is most people aren't shit.

I've been in the website business for over 13 years. I've designed from the days of HTML 4, developed in everything from Visual Basic to WordPress via Perl and PHP.

Along the way, I learned that a) most people want websites that look like other people's websites and, more disturbingly, b) 90% of these people don't check if their sites even work.

Not that they don't care, but graphs are scary and they don't know how to check, or it's on the to-do list as "low priority". (You know who you are).

I make these things NOT scary. Instead, I make them shitloads of fun*

*I like hyperbole.