I'm a writer/comedian based in Los Angeles, California. Things I have written or said have been featured on Funny or Die, Buzzfeed, Mandatory, eBaum's World, The Huffington Post and Comedy Central.

I am the host of Zetus Lapodcast, the internet's most popular Disney Channel Original Movie podcast. In addition, I am a freelance contributor to Playboy, Croptop Media, WinkProgress and more!

Follow me on everything @zachheltzel and email me about whatever at [email protected]