Honor Lai

In my little redbook

A long long time ago, a carpenter invented a cocktail called Dark Energy. With the Dark Energy, he could walk on water and feed 5,000 people with practically nothing...

He invited 3 friends — a Scientist; a Philosopher; and a Religious Leader; as well as a Fox News Contributor to see his invention. After they had seen the demo:

The Scientist: "Yeah! We call it Dark Energy because we don't have a freaking clue what it is."

The Philosopher: "Am I in my dream or in the dream of Dark Energy? Maybe in one of those guys' dream."

The Religious Leader: "See! I told you...its the power of our almighty God!"

The Fox Contributor: "Holy crap! Should I blame the 99% for spreading the rumor? Uhmm...let me call the Koch brothers first."

iActivity: Things must be practiced before mid-night: 周易 (The Book of Change), Meditation, 氣功 (Qi Gong) in Jacuzzi, Unleash the Power within, and Incantation

iBook: Not really into it

iGame: Poker without face and Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

iHobby: No-limit Texas Hold'em with happy ending

iMovie: 50 First Dates, Room in Rome, Under the Tuscan Sun, 越光寶盒, 單身男女, 人約離婚後, 志明與春嬌, and 分手說愛你

iMusic: 農夫 (FAMA), 4Minute — 김현아, The Ting Tings, Shakira and Koda Kumi.

iPhilosophy: The Matrix Trilogy — The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, andThe Matrix Revolutions

iSport: Stanford Cardinal, SF 49ers, Andrew Luck, Golden State Warriors, and Manchester United

iTV: Seinfeld, Friends, TheDaily Show, South Park, SNL, and MadTV.