I collect awkward stories, dust, and visits to tacky tourist sites (e.g., Foamhenge and the Kazoo Museum).
I'm currently a copywriter and content editor for a high-traffic quasi-government website (naturally, my opinions are my own). Sometimes, I freelance as an editor, writer, proposal developer, web content manager, and turkey bacon enthusiast.
I know my way around tools like social media, content management systems, and Strunk & White.
I'm useful, thoroughly committed to my work/projects, crazy organized, and hilarious (though I've never had to prove that).