Jody Swaney

I am fat, bald, and strangely sexy. I am a writer, photographer, Jew, Felon, Father, Stepfather, Grandfather, and Godfather.

I am one of the happiest men I know and when i wake up in the mornings and before I go to sleep at night I just thank any G*ds that are listening for allowing me to be me.

Right now I live in Santee, California (a suburb of San Diego) but have lived pretty much everywhere in the United States.

I was born in September and am older then 40 and younger then 60.

To take a look at my photos check out my Blog here.

If you think I am so cool that you would like to know me better then email me at [email protected] or call or text me at 619-322-5370 or follow my facebook.