Jonathan Bradshaw

I am the senior vice president and honorary executive director of the European Bureau of Meaningless Statistics' regional subcommittee on neo-contemporary bio-architecture, nonotechnology and post-materialist cathedral acoustics. I have been an outside consultant for Turritopsis Publishing on non-organic mineral water deposits in rural South-East Asia since 2009, acting primarily in a domestic capacity. Since 2011 I have also worked as temporary diplomatic liaison to the Department of International Geothermal Tesseracts, and hope to publish my findings non-profitably in September 2015.