I was hapa before hapa was cool (it is cool right?).

I'm an activist for apathy, social networking slacker, and constant contrarian (I don't believe a word I just typed).

The picture of my dogs makes them look serene but in reality they sound like a bag of cats when they rumble.

My name was in the font "felt tip" (before about.me changed) which I feel is the comic sans of a new generation. Enjoy.

End of dispatch.