Kimble Bosworth

About my biz:

@ Proforma Printelligence we cover your print; promo & multimedia. If you're in a marketing pinch, sometimes we cover your ass.

My book, A Reckless Optimist's Guide to an Unstoppable Life, will be available soon.

About me:

I have a horrible case of ADD and often exaggerate numbers.

I seduce crowds with my unrehearsed and frequently unfiltered public speaking.

I can pilot an innertube down a raging river with remarkable accuracy and I can cook 5 minute oats in under 4 minutes.

I am an expert in plastering corners, a hopeful romantic and an outlaw in China.

Occasionally, I survive airplane crash landings.

When I’m bored I create elaborate Sharpie fantasy universes in spiral journal notebooks.

I enjoy vacant, drained pool skateboarding.

On Fridays, after work, I give marketing advice to growing companies over beers at no charge.

I sleep with my eyes open.

I have had tea with monks at the Golden Pavillion.

I advised the British not to adopt the Euro.

My love story has won countless gift baskets from Valentines Day radio call in shows.

I once read A Hundred Years of Solitude, Baseball: A History and the entire works of Dr. Seuss in one day and still had time to build an Adirondack chair from a used pallet that evening.

I can sing or recite the commercials for (nearly) every food item in the supermarket.

I dance, sing loudly and off key at inappropriate times and I have no debt.

Dogs trust me.

I am convinced that the reason for civilization’s decline is the mansard roof.

I died when I was 15. I got better.

And, you may not know this, but I invented the cheeseburger.