My legs may be long, but my patience is short. If I were a Real Housewife of anywhere that would be my tagline. Thoughts like these sashay through my brain on a daily basis. Sadly I'm not a middle aged woman and I don't waste wine by throwing it in people's faces, so I guess I'll have to stick to writing instead of becoming a reality star and creating my own line of shapewear. Other reflections include ranking Britney Spears' albums from most flawless (Britney) to least flawless (Circus) and what Beyoncé is doing at this very second. It probably involves sequins. I write the blog Kind of Really Gay, which covers important LGBT issues like reality televsion and pop music. At the time this photo was taken I wasn't wearing pants.