Hello. I'm Rich » a technologist + satirist + skeptic hybrid species (genus : teknosatirskeptis). I've lived most of my life in New York City, apart from my undergraduate stay at Syracuse University where I earned a degree in creative writing and somehow evaded hypothermia. In 2014, I relocated to the glorious Pacific Northwest fleeing a burgeoning transit crisis, ducking exorbitant costs of living and erratic climate slamming the North Atlantic. I currently live in the outskirts of Portland, Oregon in a home scattered with gadgets named after Godzilla's foes. I enjoy cortados, 70% cacao and I avoid celery at all costs.