Lee Milton

I answer the questions no one asks and I constantly need to know the time. I like my vodka neat, my guys handsome, and my window open, even in the winter.

I am the culmination of 2.1 decades of life. I am a BA graduate and supermarket worker who dyes his hair, is afraid of zombies, and is too skinny despite eating truckloads of chocolate.

If I could think of anything witty to say, I'd say it.