Lesbiana Von Lichtenclit

I'm the Baroness Lesbiana Von Lichtenclit from Lichtenclit, a village nestled among the rolling hills of a country most people don't know exists. Life is pretty idyllic --- the weather is lovely, the people of the village are happy and carefree, and the crime rate is 0%. I've lived here all my life, and though I've traveled extensively, I can't imagine ever leaving Lichtenclit. And I've never found any other place where the sunsets are quite as spectacular.