Alyssa Mae Josue

Pretty. Sexy. Noble. Brave. Independent.

I am none of these pretty words. But I am better than you; at least in my mind.

I always need to endure a number of spectacles either on my tip-toes or craning my neck to the side because an enormous individual is blocking my view. I know that I’m shorter than you... and yep, I punch fun at myself for my height or lack thereof.

I am romantic. My thoughts can be consumed by him for days, months, years. I love the way he talks, how he thinks. Every little habit is a tidal wave of significance. I love him with every fiber of my being.

I am a reader. I crave complex plots.

I'm absolutely ridiculous, over-dramatic to the default.

Oh and by the way, if you really read this as a sincere biography, I hope you realized it was 49% sincere and 51% sarcastic.