Melissa Voelker

I write, therefore I am.

I didn't come up with that but I wish I had.

You can find things I have come up with all over the internet. Links to a lot of those things appear below.

Sometimes my words appear in print as well. I can't quite figure out how to link to that stuff yet.

If you Google me, you'll find me. Or a lady with my name who likes to run and teaches elementary school. She seems pretty cool so it won't be a loss to find her instead.

Take a few minutes, follow a few links, and check me out. I hope you like what you find. I'm egotistical like that.