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Mia von Doom

Only the last name is evil. No, wait, that's a lie.

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Creative Wild Card with a penchant for jumping on furniture & starting fires with a thirst for world domination. You have been warned.

Pretty fucking great at helping people figure out shit. Deathly loyal to her friends. Pretty pit bullish. Lives inside her head a great deal of the time. Makes a mean homemade spaghetti sauce. Loves the ocean. Wants a '73ish Sting Ray. If she had been born a boy, her dick would be massive.

Mia, according to Krystyl Baldwin:
"She is an opium smoking playboy who loves sex, drinking, and nearly naked gladiator type fights."

Or, for those also afflicted with ADD/ADHD, me in five sentences:

Fort Worth born.
Dallas raised.
Lost my mind in LA,
Made it back to Dallas.
Perpetually on Tokyo Time.


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