- NIKHIL makes onions cry

- When the Bogeyman sleeps he checks his closet for NIKHIL

- NIKHIL can delete the Recycle Bin

- Ghosts are actually caused by NIKHIL killing people faster den Death can process them - NIKHIL can build a snowman... out of rain

- NIKHIL can strangle you wid a cordless phone

- NIKHIL can drown a fish

- When NIKHIL enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. he turns the dark off

- When NIKHIL looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, becoz not even glass is stupid enuf to get in between NIKHIL & NIKHIL

- The last digit of pi is NIKHIL. He is the end of all things

- NIKHIL does not know where you live, but he knows where you vll die

- Bullets dodge NIKHIL

- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to NIKHIL & that you vll be handicapped if you park der

- If you spell NIKHIL wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean NIKHIL?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.

- NIKHIL can do a wheelie on a unicycle

- Once a cobra bit NIKHIL leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

- When NIKHIL gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live

- NIKHIL can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

- NIKHIL was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune & was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop

- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. NIKHIL can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants

- There is no such thing as global warming. NIKHIL was cold, so he turned the sun up.