J. William (Orby)

Forever one synapse away from sanity; forever pursuing folly and the mischievous muse. Selected as TIME Magazine's Person of the Year in 2006.

Computer nerd, whitehat variety. Specializes in iOS (Apple, not Cisco) software development and hardware repairs. UI/UX perfectionist, bordering on snobbery. Bane of traffic magistrates and judges in many jurisdictions. Professional indoor and beach volleyball official. Teacher of all things tech--within reason, subject to gaps in knowledge, and a constant barrage of "uhms."

Red Sox fan. Last of a dying breed. Refuses to accept the false dichotomy of being a lover or a fighter. Learned French et tout j'ai obtenu étais cette chemise nunuche.