Biography of Life that Matters: In my life, I got married and became a father of two - also, was chased by hippos in the Maasai Mara, cuffed, sky dove with my identical twin, rode in the back of a pickup filled with poisonous snakes in the Costa Rican jungle, booked The Tonight Show which breaking a broadcast record, flew upside down with an Air Force general, saved several lives (with God's grace), had dinner with THE fantastic George Lopez and his producers, skinny-dipped under a full moon, met the President of the United States in the East Room of the White House and went to that same president's inauguration, drove a rented caddie coast-to-coast in seven days, visited the King's Chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, rode an Asian elephant like a mahout, fed my mom her very last warm-from-the-sun strawberry, was "trapped" on and "catted" off the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, drove the wife and kids to Puerto Vallarta once and Cabo a few times, toured the Pentagon like a VIP just after praying alone in a frozen Arlington, drank my first pint of Guinness somewhere in Ireland with my dad and twin brother, almost bowled a perfect game drunk, sand skied, literally danced on a volcano and milked an angry goat on a freezing-cold morning. Wonder what's next...

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