Portuguese living in the US. I specialize in eating stuff that makes me fat, wasting time at the computer doing stuff that matters little to the world, community or technology but having a kind of twisted irrational fun in the process. I specialize in wanting to be a film maker, musician, entrepreneur, bon vivant and failing miserably at all that, having as a b-plan world domination via system administration. Microsoft certified, Mac OS affectionato, Linux advocato and considering Unix a religion I enjoy every bit of getting things to work productively in multi-platform networks. Distopyan sci-fi fan, rock noir addict, I only dance when I’m really loaded.