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Jacob Hernandez

i'm like the 67th worst person

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  • i'm the Gwyneth Paltrow of my school and a povo skank
  • i've been called "the worst hipster in the world"
  • a judge once said i reminded him of a murderer
  • my favorite soda is a dead soda

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