Sandy knows why your computer does that weird thing, and how to make it stop.

He can grow a full beard in four days.

Super powers include quick learning, and a natural ability to explain complicated ideas.

He's been around. For a detailed account of Sandy's publishing credits and employment history, see Google or talk to his Mom.

Sandy is passionate about his faith, his family, strong coffee, apple pie, potatoes (all kinds), and that cool thing Apple announced recently.