Bethani Baum

"I suppose I sometimes used to act like I wasn't a human being... Sometimes I look back at myself and remember things I used to say, or my hairstyle, and I cringe." Madonna I love music more than anything in this universe, it has saved my life. I am a total closet nerd, I love video games and computers. I love hearing strangers tell me their life stories. I am flighty and have issues with commitment. Thrift stores are my second home. I have a huge obsession with jeans. I adore my dog Brando! I love learning new things. Likes: Asymmetrical faces, my dog's wet nose sniffing my ear, the color red, naps, French rap, coffee, the smell of a freshly mowed lawn, trashy celebrity mags, accents of any kind, the feeling of suede under my finger tips, warm hugs, how my dog wags his tale whenever he hears Madonna playing, iced coffee, asparagus, the smell of men's cologne, women with no make-up, chocolate cream on my tongue, and old people. Dislikes: Mosquitos, having my picture taken, being cold, un-plucked eyebrows, airports, large corporations, cheapskates, no courage with a conviction, being woken up, cold soup, littering, weak back massages, politicians that miss-use their positions of power, suburban architecture, anything latex, slobs, arguing with people who contradict themselves, standing in lines, brown belts with black shoes or vice versa, not being as good of friend as I would like, driving next to large trucks, knowing that eventually everyone dies.