Skid Vis is the codename for America's highly-trained special missions force. A graduate of the school of hard knocks, Skid Vis has seen more downs than a pillow manufacturer, still he maintains an upbeat disposition in his unending quest to make the world a better place. Far from perfect, but not as far as you, he endeavors to be a positive role model, and to help others find their calling and inner peace. He has an obsession with redheads, partially because his mother claims he was born as one, but mostly because they're just hot! He's a lefty, kinda. He writes with his left hand, but his dominant hand is his right. He's weird that way, among other things. Some people think he's narcissistic, but those people don't matter. Some people think he's the greatest of all time, those people are awesome and have seen the light. Some people think he's super funny, and those who don't shouldn't be reading this. Seriously though, he's just a normal guy taking a stab at living his abnormal life.