Must everyone know my business? Oh, very well.

Husband, Dad, Code Monkey by Day, Occasional Gamer, Occasional TV Watcher, Occasional Movie-Goer, Full Time Time Traveller (we all are, yo.)

I mow a mean lawn.

One day, during some global crisis, I'll run into some intelligence official who'd have a dossier on me. They'd say "ah, Pat Sponaugle. Born in Guantanamo Bay in 1964. I've been told that you have written extremely clean code on occasion."

And I'd be all "What? Nothing about my mowing a mean lawn?"

"Regretably, your dossier is incomplete, Mr. Sponaugle."

"You guys couldn't even read my About.Me page?"