Scott von Berg

Consultant, Software Engineer, and Writer in Roanoke, VA

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Scott von Berg - aka Scottobear, Sasquatch, Rev. Scotto, and Mongo... among other things.

Born Feb 2, 1969, 6'5ish", Gray hair, blue eyes. If you've seen this man feel free to approach, as he's generally unarmed, and rarely dangerous.

Doesn't eat animals, and votes regularly. No tattoos, piercings, or any other form of ritual scarification, identifying marks are a 5 inch scar at the base of the back from two spinal operations; on in 1994, and another in 2003.

Likes to Read, Camp, and talk forever about any manner of topics. Social activities include gaming (Cards, RPGs, Boardgames, you name it.), trips to the coffeeshop, any sort of Film, and trips to the beach for a nighttime cookout / drum circle / gab-fest. I have two eyes, two ears, two arms and two legs and at least once a day I like to stuff dead plants into a hole in my head.

I enjoy the presence of children, (any happy folk, actually), nice scenery, especially rivers and hills. I adopted a cat, Newton, at estimated age at 3 weeks, orange tabby, male, on October 25, 1999, and I can't imagine how I got along without him. Newt's been a wonderful addition to my family and household.

Since then (Also on October 25 - this time 2006) I've married the love of my life Allison - as a happy side result also adopted another cat, this time a longer-haired black one by the name of Pyewacket. My family is truly amazing, and I love them all more every day.

On April 2022, we adopted Pearl, a female grey tabby, about a year after Pyewacket's passing, and four years after Newton passed. I miss the boys every day, and I love Pearl girl too.

How flattering that you came by! Thanks for taking a moment of your time to peek into my life.

There's more about me in the journal and links sections below.

  • Education
    • Florida Atlantic University
    • University of Miami