I'm a recovering misanthrope and opinionated blowhole, moderated only by the nagging suspicion I'm probably missing something whenever things seem to make sense to me.

My views will prove irksome or downright offensive to you at some point, but it's ok : you don't have to feel bad just because someone is wrong on the internet.

I'm largely inconsequential and — if your system is working for you — you have no cause to worry.

If you feel I'm messing the minds of your children/priests/followers/pets by making them think wrong thoughts, it's all on you for allowing them out of the barn and near a computah.

Please keep in mind at all times : I'm trying very hard to like you.