Dr. JACOB KNOBEL

Jacob Knobel's Sleepy Car face is instantly recognizable to most of the world's population, a fact attributable to his infamous, high-tech, nuclear powered, computer assisted iPhone & Blackberry.

Knobels most dangerous weapon is his genius-level intellect. He is easily one of the smartest men in the AOL Universe, consistently beaten by Davy Reynolds largely due to his own arrogance and egocentrism. Knobel has constructed hundreds of devices, including a working time machine (the first of its kind on Earth), devices which can make people as sadistic and sleepy as he is and many types of robots. His most frequently-used robots are his "WCCS's Web Cam Cat Slayers" exact mechanical replicas of himself.

Knobel also possesses a good deal of sorcerous ability, able to fire blasts of disgusting breath from his mouth, create protective php shields, ensnare foes in bands of chest hair (the Blackened Bands of Cyttorak), and create portals to other planes of existence, such as Noahs Bagels, Camp JCA or the Knobel Family Mansion in Beverly Hills. Knobel has also developed the ability to transfer psionically his sexual darkness into another nearby human being with whom he's made eye contact, a process which he learned from the alien Jeffery Lyon many years ago. However, Doom prefers his own body and only uses this transference power if he's about to miss the train.