I am a man, standing in front of a keyboard, asking the universe for help in what to write here.
On a more "based in reality, rather than a mangled, decades old film quote" note, I'm a husband, father of 2, avid science fiction fan and iPad 2 user who is just trying to decide where to take my life.
I'm also a massive geek.
I work for a small company that builds ecommerce websites as a project manager and have done so for 6 years so I know a fair bit about both online shopping, technical project management & IT in general.