Matt Tribe
I like the Dallas Cowboys more than a Peanut Butter Sandwich! Which is OBVIOUSLY a lot (provided that it's crunchy peanut butter--None of that creamy crap).
I'm going to be Donald Trump in 10 years whereas people will refer me to simply as "The Tribe".
Follow me on Twitter @MattTribe...or don't. My two favorite things in this world are 1. Dave Campo and 1a. getting new followers on twitter.
Oh, and just to make it clear to everyone-- My college is WAAAYYYYYY better than yours. Not only is Weber State Great Great Great.. it also built a hovercraft. Beat that inferior losers who went to sucky colleges.